I saw this on Jimmy Kimmel last night, but figured it was just one of his usual bits for April Fools Day considering they were shooting peeps out of a rabbit rifle, but apparently, FoodBeast found that the people at J&D’s have decided that if its good enough to eat, why not have sex with it?! I understand the logic, but it does seem a little odd. I can imagine people bringing one of these along to meet any one of the milan escorts – the shocked look on their faces would be quite the sight!
“Bacon Condoms Make Your Meat Look Like Meat. Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon. And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D’s baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant.
Despite the odd and slightly humorous flavour, it is important to remember how important condoms are. Not only do they stop unwanted pregnancies, they also protect you against STI’s. So you should think about this the next time you want to indulge yourself in sex. For the experienced professionals amongst you, you will already know that it doesn’t even take a minute to put a condom on, and you should definitely do it if you want to avoid the consequences that not wearing one can come with. If you wanted to avoid this altogether though, buying sex toys like a squirting dildo, a vibrator, or anything else that takes your fancy, will allow you to feel all the pleasure of having intercourse, without having to put a condom on. If anything, it is a win-win.
But if you did want to have sex with someone you love, just remember that you should be careful. Even if you always wear a condom, it is still recommended to go and get yourself checked regularly. STI’s are bad enough as it is, but if they go undetected they can cause more harm, so if you’ve got one you’ll want to find out as soon as possible.
So if you feel that this would be the perfect “gag gift” (couldn’t help myself) you will have to wait as these bacon flavored prophylactics will run you $9.99 online, but are completely sold out.