Ah, Valentine’s Day. All those cutesy little candies, the flowers and ‘feel good’ moments that we all adore.
Love can be grand, and a wonderful thing, but when you’re ‘loved one’ turns out to be a real piece of work, sometimes sticking it to them on the most ‘romantic’ of holidays can bring a twisted sense of pleasure that no box of gourmet chocolates can provide.
It’s no surprise that Valentine’s Day is one of the biggest break-up days of the year. Who would want to go through all the trouble and expense of dressing up, spending your paycheck on a bouquet of roses and expensive jewelry, and choking down an over-priced dinner while listening to your partner rattle on…and on…and on about the same stories you’ve heard a million times before – when you’re really just biding your time until you find the “right moment” to tell him, or her, it’s over?
Ready to cut the cord this Valentine’s Day? Let Dirty Rotten Flowers help you make a statement.
The site offers a selection of three bouquets of…dirty, rotten flowers that will help you end your stale romance this Valentine’s Day (man, I’d hate to be their delivery person – brings a whole new meaning to “Don’t shoot the messenger,” or, in this case, slap). With arrangements priced at $25 – 29, you can break up remotely, avoid a public scene, and still have the time (and cash) to hit the town with all of your single friends, doing what you’d rather be doing anyway.
For more information or to order your Dirty Rotten Flowers, visit http://dirtyrottenflowers.com.