As today is International Joke Day, we’ve decided to share with you a few of our favorite funny clean jokes that you can share with family and friend. Are they stupid? Yes. We promise you’ll still laugh.
- A dog goes walking into the forest.
Once in the middle he comes across a whale, hanging out in a tree.
He asks the whale “Hey, shouldn’t you be in the ocean?”
The whale responds, “Yes”.
- I’m the youngest of three, my parents are both older.
- Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
- What’s a pirate’s favorite sweater pattern?
- What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
- A cop is sitting on the side of the highway when all of a sudden he sees a guy driving a truck full of penguins. Confused he pulls the truck over.
“What seems to be the problem officer?”
“Well you have a truck full of penguins, i’m just going to give you a warning but you need to take these penguins to the zoo immediately.”
A few hours later, the truck passes again, still filled with penguins. So again the officer pulls the man over.
“I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!”
“I did, and they loved it. Now we’re going to the movies!”